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How to die on a zombie apocalypse
READ THIS JUST IF YOU WATCHED THE MOVIE FIRST. THERE ARE SPOILERS... AHEAD.
This is a complete and detailed tutorial on how to die while being chased by zombies.
I want to think this is a parody cause I can´t take it serious.
And just to be clear, there is not tag of comedy nor parody on the description.
The genres are "Horror, supernatural" and the tags are "Zombies, Suspense" currently to this date (16/01/2023).
So...
Welcome to the apocalypse.
Steps to follow.
0-Make sure you´re alive.
1-You MUST lack common sense.
2-First leave all doors open and give your back to them.
3-Lure the zombies and leave while they are still gathering so you will find some on your way.
4-Don´t go to the upper floor, there is safe come on, you need some adrenaline.
5-When you find a safe place make sure to take your time and be the hero so you can be fresh meet for them.
6-And last but not less important, when you finaly find your way out, leave it open so your friends can joing the world.
Be ready to die.
This movie has not budget and that´s for sure.
From second 1 it´s clear there was not a lot of money involved in the making of this movie, why?
Here is why:
-The makeup was horrible simple.
-The actor where the worst for this job (zombie actors I mean).
-The camera work was bad too.
This movie is comedy (a bad one) and the worst part is that I think it takes itself serious.
This is a complete and detailed tutorial on how to die while being chased by zombies.
I want to think this is a parody cause I can´t take it serious.
And just to be clear, there is not tag of comedy nor parody on the description.
The genres are "Horror, supernatural" and the tags are "Zombies, Suspense" currently to this date (16/01/2023).
So...
Welcome to the apocalypse.
Steps to follow.
0-Make sure you´re alive.
1-You MUST lack common sense.
2-First leave all doors open and give your back to them.
3-Lure the zombies and leave while they are still gathering so you will find some on your way.
4-Don´t go to the upper floor, there is safe come on, you need some adrenaline.
5-When you find a safe place make sure to take your time and be the hero so you can be fresh meet for them.
6-And last but not less important, when you finaly find your way out, leave it open so your friends can joing the world.
Be ready to die.
This movie has not budget and that´s for sure.
From second 1 it´s clear there was not a lot of money involved in the making of this movie, why?
Here is why:
-The makeup was horrible simple.
-The actor where the worst for this job (zombie actors I mean).
-The camera work was bad too.
This movie is comedy (a bad one) and the worst part is that I think it takes itself serious.
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